12 | Petermann's Penis.

I hate you all.

Petermann, a celebrity in the Discord Underworld, is known for fucking his trusty vacuum cleaner and slapping his balls with sandals!

Long story short, A monarch user named "DT | Coliin" suggested to Timothy Monarch and Henpett a rather stupid idea, which they both decided was a good idea, this would be to create an event in Monarch, inviting Petermann to join the server and use one of our Voice Channels to do an exclusive show, of him, slapping his balls and fucking a vacuum cleaner.

This went on, with him in VC, streaming himself doing his devilish deeds, and many people were requesting him to say certain names, etc.

One of which, was mine.

For the next 2 weeks, and even in the modern day, I was receiving DMs from people I didn't even know, containing a video, of an old man, shouting "Greetings, to Cheddlar!" and then slapping his old hairy testicles twice with a fucking sandal.

MODERN DAY, AND I AM STILL RECEIVING THIS VIDEO IN MY DMS, FUCK OFF.

To add to this, during the entirety of this event within Monarch, Henpett wasn't even online on Discord, and so I was the only member of staff online who was able to make sure the vc worked and make sure things didn't go batshit crazy.

25/10/2024: I had hosted a new Petermann event to bring some more attention to the chapter and allow newer members to experience it. Unfortunately, I was dragged away from discord for a period for some important personal things and asked Henpett and other staff to setup video permissions for Petermann in a channel, and as a result no one did it and the whole event essentially crumbled and I was blamed for it all. Apologies to all who missed it.

FUCK YOU TUMULT.